Wacky Adventures of Ratty
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confessions
Corey and Oats in…
The Wacky Antics of Ratty (remake).
NOTE: You might recall an earlier story about the misadventures of a certain rat, and how he tricked his friends into letting him go on an adventure on his own and hiding evidence of his antics in Jill’s old house, well this is the remade version.
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Corey and Oats often went on many adventures together and sometimes their friends would get ‘backdoor pilot’ adventures for spin-offs, Ratty (an anthropomorphic rat friend of theirs) really wanted his own spin-off so one late morning after the duo had their breakfast they all went for a walk, the duo walked around with Piff, Mel, Tangie and the others while Ratty looked around elsewhere. ‘Ratty, we have to make sure you don’t run off.’ ‘Oh doodletoogen, you know I never run off.’ ‘Ratty, you have to stay with us.’ ‘Fine, i’ll stay with you.’
Ratty stayed with the group and followed them but decided to do something naughty by running around and separating himself, he ran down the street and over to the creek where he jumped in it and through the sewers - the duo dove into the creek and followed him. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Sorry guys, I just need to do and something.’
Piff followed Ratty through the sewers as the anthropomorphic rat surfed through them and jumped up through the toilet, while the gang all hopped down another pipe and they all arrived at Jill’s house in Earnoch Avenue. ‘Sorry to disturb you, mommy.’ Oats politely intoned. ‘But Ratty is doing something rattish and we need to keep him out of trouble.’
Ratty raced through the house before picking up what appeared to be a copy of Jill’s ID and Jill’s credit cards, Oats caught him in the act before he jumped through the toilet, and they all followed him. Upon coming out of the toilet, Ratty made a run for it and headed for Peaches and Cream adult mega-store in Milford.
They all followed him after having lunch, Oats entered the store with Corey and had to close his eyes because he was seeing things a sensitive horse like him should not have seen. ‘Mommy, this place makes me uncomfortable.’ ‘I know but we have to stop Ratty.’ Ratty hurried over to the adult costume section of the store and looked through all the costumes. ‘I’d like this sexy maid outfit, it’s for my loved one.’ ‘Don’t listen to Ratty, Mr Adult Shop Owner. He is trying to trick you.’ Piff exclaimed. Ratty picked out a sexy maid outfit and a sexy banana costume which he claimed were for Jill. ‘Yeah, could you tell us about those specific costumes?’ ‘Well it’s for her birthday.’ ‘Her birthday is in December, Ratty.’
‘Well it’s an early birthday.’ ‘I know what you are up to.’ Aiyido the beholder responded as he followed Ratty. ‘What’s with the banana costume?’ ‘It’s a sexy fruit metaphor.’ Ratty quipped. ‘You and your double entendres and fruit metaphors.’ He bought some dungeon equipment from the shop and made a run for it before purchasing some lewd magazines. ‘Ratty, we can’t let Mel see this, she would be disappointed in you.’ ‘And not to mention Jill got angry last time.’
The gang followed him all the way to Glenfield, where they arrived at the Golden Lotus which was a plumbing/bathroom store. Ratty barged into the store and ran over to where the toilets were and he stood there laughing at them. ‘Ratty, you have this weird hyperfixation on toilets.’ ‘I know.’ Ratty asked the shopkeeper where the best toilets were.
He was pointed to a section with the very best toilets and he ran over to them and laughed at them all. ‘I don’t understand what is so funny about those toilets.’ ‘I think toilets are funny, that’s all.’ He jumped onto the toilets and started using it, making green gunk fill up the toilet and he farted loudly. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Oopsy, sorry.’
Ratty jumped off the toilet and laughed before the gang had afternoon tea before stopping him from doing any more chaotic antics. Piff was distracted by an oriental bathtub but he did not let that tear him away from the mission, and he swam through a maze of sorts while following the duo.
The anthropomorphic rat jumped through into another sewer maze tunnel, going all the way back to Earnoch Avenue as he jumped out of the bathrooms there and into the bedroom Jill was sleeping in. ‘Help me put these things away.’ ‘Ratty, you told us you were taking us on another adventure that would feature us as lead characters but you tricked us.’
‘I know I know, i’m a naughty rat.’ Ratty chuckled as he handed the lewd magazines to Oats and Corey, instructing them to hide them somewhere Jill would not find them. ‘This is obscene, you know Jill will find out eventually.’ ‘No she won’t.’
Jill was there, just answering emails from her friends when she saw Ratty instructing the others. ‘Ratty, what are you up to?’ ‘Wouldn’t you like to know, granny oldenheimer?’ Ratty quipped. ‘Watch what you are saying, you rude rodent.’
Ratty hid all the lewd magazines and adult costumes but Piff told Jill that Ratty had tricked them, he told her that the dastardly rat had told them it was an adventure specifically starring them only to turn into a lewd ratty adventure. ‘I saw things no horse should see’ Oats added.
‘You should be ashamed of yourself.’ ‘I’m sorry.’ The duo along with their friends and Ratty teleported into another pipe that took them all the way back to their home in Nile Road, when they arrived back at Nile Road they all sat down in the lounge and waited.
An hour later they all had dinner together and Ratty went to have a nap in the bedroom, he went to go and think about what he had done, an hour after dinner they played games and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, after their fishing trip they had a karaoke session.
When their karaoke session was over they all hurried into the bedroom, Oats put on his pink night-gown as Corey put on his bat pajamas and they all brushed their teeth before heading back to the bedroom.
They hurried into the bedroom and jumped on the bed as they thanked Mel for their adventure and they all said goodnight, they all jumped on the bed and laid down, drifting off to sleep as they did so and Anglo turned off the light, as they drifted off to sleep they had sweet dreams.
And thus another adventure has come to an end but more are coming up.
The Wacky Antics of Ratty (remake).
NOTE: You might recall an earlier story about the misadventures of a certain rat, and how he tricked his friends into letting him go on an adventure on his own and hiding evidence of his antics in Jill’s old house, well this is the remade version.
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Corey and Oats often went on many adventures together and sometimes their friends would get ‘backdoor pilot’ adventures for spin-offs, Ratty (an anthropomorphic rat friend of theirs) really wanted his own spin-off so one late morning after the duo had their breakfast they all went for a walk, the duo walked around with Piff, Mel, Tangie and the others while Ratty looked around elsewhere. ‘Ratty, we have to make sure you don’t run off.’ ‘Oh doodletoogen, you know I never run off.’ ‘Ratty, you have to stay with us.’ ‘Fine, i’ll stay with you.’
Ratty stayed with the group and followed them but decided to do something naughty by running around and separating himself, he ran down the street and over to the creek where he jumped in it and through the sewers - the duo dove into the creek and followed him. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Sorry guys, I just need to do and something.’
Piff followed Ratty through the sewers as the anthropomorphic rat surfed through them and jumped up through the toilet, while the gang all hopped down another pipe and they all arrived at Jill’s house in Earnoch Avenue. ‘Sorry to disturb you, mommy.’ Oats politely intoned. ‘But Ratty is doing something rattish and we need to keep him out of trouble.’
Ratty raced through the house before picking up what appeared to be a copy of Jill’s ID and Jill’s credit cards, Oats caught him in the act before he jumped through the toilet, and they all followed him. Upon coming out of the toilet, Ratty made a run for it and headed for Peaches and Cream adult mega-store in Milford.
They all followed him after having lunch, Oats entered the store with Corey and had to close his eyes because he was seeing things a sensitive horse like him should not have seen. ‘Mommy, this place makes me uncomfortable.’ ‘I know but we have to stop Ratty.’ Ratty hurried over to the adult costume section of the store and looked through all the costumes. ‘I’d like this sexy maid outfit, it’s for my loved one.’ ‘Don’t listen to Ratty, Mr Adult Shop Owner. He is trying to trick you.’ Piff exclaimed. Ratty picked out a sexy maid outfit and a sexy banana costume which he claimed were for Jill. ‘Yeah, could you tell us about those specific costumes?’ ‘Well it’s for her birthday.’ ‘Her birthday is in December, Ratty.’
‘Well it’s an early birthday.’ ‘I know what you are up to.’ Aiyido the beholder responded as he followed Ratty. ‘What’s with the banana costume?’ ‘It’s a sexy fruit metaphor.’ Ratty quipped. ‘You and your double entendres and fruit metaphors.’ He bought some dungeon equipment from the shop and made a run for it before purchasing some lewd magazines. ‘Ratty, we can’t let Mel see this, she would be disappointed in you.’ ‘And not to mention Jill got angry last time.’
The gang followed him all the way to Glenfield, where they arrived at the Golden Lotus which was a plumbing/bathroom store. Ratty barged into the store and ran over to where the toilets were and he stood there laughing at them. ‘Ratty, you have this weird hyperfixation on toilets.’ ‘I know.’ Ratty asked the shopkeeper where the best toilets were.
He was pointed to a section with the very best toilets and he ran over to them and laughed at them all. ‘I don’t understand what is so funny about those toilets.’ ‘I think toilets are funny, that’s all.’ He jumped onto the toilets and started using it, making green gunk fill up the toilet and he farted loudly. ‘Ratty!’ ‘Oopsy, sorry.’
Ratty jumped off the toilet and laughed before the gang had afternoon tea before stopping him from doing any more chaotic antics. Piff was distracted by an oriental bathtub but he did not let that tear him away from the mission, and he swam through a maze of sorts while following the duo.
The anthropomorphic rat jumped through into another sewer maze tunnel, going all the way back to Earnoch Avenue as he jumped out of the bathrooms there and into the bedroom Jill was sleeping in. ‘Help me put these things away.’ ‘Ratty, you told us you were taking us on another adventure that would feature us as lead characters but you tricked us.’
‘I know I know, i’m a naughty rat.’ Ratty chuckled as he handed the lewd magazines to Oats and Corey, instructing them to hide them somewhere Jill would not find them. ‘This is obscene, you know Jill will find out eventually.’ ‘No she won’t.’
Jill was there, just answering emails from her friends when she saw Ratty instructing the others. ‘Ratty, what are you up to?’ ‘Wouldn’t you like to know, granny oldenheimer?’ Ratty quipped. ‘Watch what you are saying, you rude rodent.’
Ratty hid all the lewd magazines and adult costumes but Piff told Jill that Ratty had tricked them, he told her that the dastardly rat had told them it was an adventure specifically starring them only to turn into a lewd ratty adventure. ‘I saw things no horse should see’ Oats added.
‘You should be ashamed of yourself.’ ‘I’m sorry.’ The duo along with their friends and Ratty teleported into another pipe that took them all the way back to their home in Nile Road, when they arrived back at Nile Road they all sat down in the lounge and waited.
An hour later they all had dinner together and Ratty went to have a nap in the bedroom, he went to go and think about what he had done, an hour after dinner they played games and Piff and Tangie went fishing and caught a lot of fish, after their fishing trip they had a karaoke session.
When their karaoke session was over they all hurried into the bedroom, Oats put on his pink night-gown as Corey put on his bat pajamas and they all brushed their teeth before heading back to the bedroom.
They hurried into the bedroom and jumped on the bed as they thanked Mel for their adventure and they all said goodnight, they all jumped on the bed and laid down, drifting off to sleep as they did so and Anglo turned off the light, as they drifted off to sleep they had sweet dreams.
And thus another adventure has come to an end but more are coming up.
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