VS Mod Hog

Corey and Oats in..
VS Mod-Hog
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Corey and Oats often went on many adventures with Mel including virtual ones and whenever a new villain would arrive in the virtual world they would go inside and fight them together, and in one such occasion another villain had just made his grand entrance. You remember the different villains they previously faced…from Sloppina the walking old cartoon stereotype, to the sexually depraved otaku-mutants to all sorts of villains in between.

One day they were looking at fanart of characters they love when a disconcerting series of ads popped up, ads for a game that was not safe for kids or teens or humans in general to play, the game focused around negative stereotypes of people with jobs as well as sexual content.

The character prominently created was a disgusting anthromorphic British pig-monster who was very much like Lord Hoggingham’s persona Redback, only of course he was more lewd and perverted and an extreme British lout stereotype. He was created by a game creator named Lloyd Mcaliston who was famous for working on rather ‘adult’ comics that were in the style of bad Adult Swim cartoons.

This character was named Sir Porkham the Mod-Hog and he had two distinctively awful personalities - one was an abusive perverted freak who tried to dominate everyone and was rude and crude to everyone he met, the other was a sycophant and sucked up to his master constantly, despite dressing like a British gangster or mod member from the 60s and using typical archaic British slang, he was not the head of a gang but rather just a second in command/lackey.

He had no purpose in the game other than being a secondary boss to fight and Lloyd (who was from the UK) even admitted he was in a bitter mood when he created the character. Mel sighed as she clicked the block option on the name of the account that was posting erotic art of this character. ‘Good lord, not another horny anthro pig-man character. Haven’t we defeated those already?’ ‘Yeah, what is with these stupid people trying to resurrect the legacy of our previous enemies by making them popular in fetish games?’

‘Yeah the creator clearly hates this character yet this character gets fanboyed over?’ ‘There is no justice in this world, mommy.’ Corey used a special code which opened up a portal in the computer screen which they were all pulled into.

When they came out of the portal they had arrived in the world of the game, the game was known as ‘This Ain’t Warcraft: An XXX Parody MMO’ and the area they were in was ‘Fat Pig Mod-Town’ which was occupied by a race of creatures known as ‘Modhoggians’, they walked into what appeared to be a pub or bar occupied by a whole litter of them.

And that is where Mel and the duo encountered him, she confronted him and told him that she didn’t like seeing his fetishistic pictures turn up on while she was looking at fan-art, only for him to reply with…’Take it up with the master, luv. But i’ll give ya a snog instead, what about that?’ ‘Sorry I don’t speak stereotype.’

Aiyido the beholder zapped him with his eye-rays as the others used some spells to defeat the other brainwashed Modhogs. ‘Huh? What just happened?’ ‘That hog there has a master who really greegled your gragglers and made you into horny pig-men who are overly patriotic about the United Kingdom.’

‘He did what?’ ‘Oh yes, he did that.’ The group all had lunch before Porkham explained…’Sorry about that, I know my creator hates me but the problem is the fanbase expects me to be a perverted character because apparently some blokes get off on this sort of thing.’

Luckily though Corey and Oats forgave him and Mel used a special cure she made it turn all of the other pig-men back to normal. ‘What I do not understand is how someone who is British could hate their country so much as to mock it like this.’ Piff pondered.

They all left the pub and made their way towards the Mod-Hog HQ where Porkham’s master was sitting on a throne of sorts, Mel unlocked a power up that made her and her friends into super powered up forms.

Corey, Oats, and the other members of the group dealt with the ‘master’ modhog’s minions and disintegrated some of them into pieces, before they all made their way over to him. Aiyvan the monster noticed that ‘the master’ had some kind of strange belt with the Union Jack on it that had the ability to mind control people and transform them.

So he used his monster powers to create a disco beam that reflected onto the belt and caused it to shatter, undoing the mind control and turning all of the remaining mod-hogs back to human form and returning their memories. ‘Hey, you better fix my belt or i’ll bloody sook you.’ ‘Sorry, pervo the pig but I do not speak in stereotypical British slang.’

‘Do you not know that fetishizing obesity is wrong?’ ‘Also you should be advertising your game on sites that are meant for people and families to loo kat their favorite characters.’ ‘Okay I am sorry, I am not really like this. I am actually Lloyd Mcalison, I somehow ended up being transported into my own game and got turned into the master of the very character I hate. I hate how fanboys think i’m promoting the idea of weight gain being sexy.’

Corey and Oats used their combined powers to take him on in a battle, using some special power-ups and combined attacks they destroy the source of the Modhog squad’s power which was an old adult toy shop selling ‘Modhog’ hats and belts shaped like pig heads, and they destroyed all the Modhog merch that was brainwashing people as well as the factory that made them.

Modhog finally found himself reverting back to how he normally was before, turning back into being Lloyd. ‘Lloyd, you’re back to yourself.’ ‘Yes, I realize I should have never created this character to begin with. I was depressed at the time because of the many people who made fun of my cartoons for having jokes only Brits would get, so I thought making a character who was an entirely offensive Brit stereotype as a take that to those critics would teach them a lesson but the fat fetish community went nuts over this.’

‘That definitely must have sucked for you.’ ‘Yes it did. Porkham, you need a change in costume btw. I don’t know what I was thinking when I came up with you, and making you dress like you found a Sexy Victorian Era Gangster costume from Spirit Halloween, I didn’t know I was advertising on a family website.’ ‘You are lucky you are not on Youtube or you and Porkham would have been demonetized.’

Porkham blushed as he looked at his clothing..’Yeah I have to admit that dressing in nothing but this gangster suit top and Union Jack underwear is not exactly a family friendly look.’

The duo used some magic to help turn Porkham back to into his normal human appearance and they took him out clothes-shopping where he picked out some more appropriate clothes to wear, and Lloyd decided to move all of the advertisements for his game to more adult sites to cater to that audience as he and Porkham both apologized.

Because they apologized they did not get the usual grounded + lumpy potatoes treatment but got sent to a reform camp where they went through a special program to become good guys and the game was pulled from all game apps because of the inappropriate content.

They had afternoon tea before Corey and Oats were told by Mel it was time to go home, Corey accessed a portal with another combination as all three of them jumped into the portal, the portal opened up and they were pulled through the computer screen.

After being pulled out of the computer screen, they all arrived back in the lounge of their home in Nile Road and they played games while waiting for dinner, when dinner came they had some delicious food.

Mel was glad that they had fixed it so no more inappropriate games were put on gaming apps as they all had a peaceful time together, and best of all there were no more overly sexualized overweight animal-people characters because there had been a ban placed on bara art and rule34.

More than that, there had been a ban placed on sexualizations of nationalities or countries as a whole so TFs involving nationalism were no longer allowed, and with every single villain organization that created grotesque anthro pig-men transformations had been arrested and grounded and forced to eat lumpy potatoes for every meal.

Corey emailed Jill about their adventure before they all had a karaoke session and played games, after playing games they relaxed for a while. When their karaoke session was over they ran into the bedroom to get ready for bed, Oats put on his pink princess nightgown while Corey put on his bat pajamas, and they brushed their teeth in the bathroom.

After doing that they went back into the bedroom and picked out pals to snuggle up with, they jumped into bed and they all cuddled up. Mel turned off the light as they all said good night to each-other and drifted off to sleep.

When they drifted off to sleep, they went on a magical ride to the land of dreams and had sweet dreams as they did so. Their adventure had come to an end, but that doesn’t mean more are not coming up, so stay tuned.