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The genre Funny collects all those erotic stories that contain an streak of irony and / or disrespectful to sex or sexuality in general. The stories collected in this category show that laughter and eros can meet up.

2 4 erotic stories of the genre funny which were read 5 4 4 5 8 times.

The Goat
I'm Annabelle 25 and last week I was at the family farm with my boyfriend Scott. We were walk around and in the back paddock decided to have sex on a haystack. After we had fucked and I was ready to return to the house. Scott dropped his cellphone and as he bent over to pickup it up. Brutus my younger brother's goat came charging up and butted...
wrote on 2019-05-01 | by Annabelle
Now That's Salty Popcorn!
If you know anything about my sexual history you know one thing. I love to give blowjobs. I literally have no idea why that is. I know a lot of girls could take it or leave it. And some, for reasons known only to them, just won't do it. But I can't imagine going more than a couple of days without having someone's little-man wet-sneeze on my...
wrote on 2018-12-17 | by Zoey "princesstiddiez"
Years ago when I was 24 and foolish, I hooked up with footballer. Not a national league just our local. I started having regular sex with him, then I found that he had secretly filmed us having sex. He had shown all his team mates and I didn't know what to do. I had friend who was very smart and was studying to be a pharmacist. He was always...
wrote on 2018-10-13 | by Emma
My girlfriends favorite magazine
You’ve got no idea how horny each issue of Hustler makes my girlfriend Janine. Every month I get more & more excited the closer it comes to the next issue, anticipating Janine getting hot as she looks through the magazine. Janine dresses very sexily, in stockings and a tight basque that barely contains her 36C tits, her nipples already hard as...
wrote on 2018-10-11 | by RegB
Private ladies tea party
The blond girl gasps as the man’s hands cup her small, round breasts, pressing the stubbly erect nipples together so that his tongue need move only an inch or two to tease both. A moment later he reaches down her body, slipping a hand between her thighs. Deftly his fingers sift the dark blond curls of her pubic hair, smooth & damp lips of...
wrote on 2018-10-04 | by JaneyR
Best friends mom
It was the summer of 1965, my best friend Leo lived just over the hill from me, he was 18 and I was 17, I had just graduated high school and Leo had just finished his freshman year in College. I had purchased a 57 Chevy and Leo’s Dad had gotten him an old Studebaker. I had always wondered why he had purchased the old car that needed work for...
wrote on 2018-09-18 | by ohmyyes64
Nookie after a long spell inside.
You can say I love older women at least a good decade or so. If I were to ever choose to be married to someone it's going to be with an older woman by 15-25 years older then me. Why? Well after this story I guess you will get the picture. This was one of a life time opportunities I had. I had just gotten out of the Pen two weeks earlier from...
wrote on 2018-06-02 | by G.F
My perfect girl
I leave work, after a long day. I’ve called you and said “Make me happy when I come home, sweetheart, it’s been a bitch of a day”. What I don’t tell you is that I have my boss with me in the car. He’s a big man, a complete contrast to my slim frame. I also think he’s a dirty bastard, but I’m yet to be convinced of that. You...
wrote on 2017-05-08 | by Hatman_UK
Sometimes a girl has to take things into her own hands
I turned and looked in the mirrors. I saw me, pleasing these two guys. Me, Marie riding and sucking, giving pleasure, and receiving more in return. I came so hard that I couldn’t ride as the orgasm was too strong. Lee started to fuck me from underneath as Anton continued to fuck my mouth and rub his cock on my face. For over 12 months Brad...
wrote on 2017-04-07 | by Samar_xxx90
A real dick
Something told me it was time to get up. I did not want to. I was warm and comfortable in the dark, all curled up and nestled into my special place to rest. Why couldn’t they all just leave me the fuck alone?!?! I did my best to ignore them. I really did not care if they thought I was a Dick. All I really wanted to do was rest! It was no use....
wrote on 2016-10-07 | by imornery81
Sex-Blow job before the actual date
Hey everyone, has anyone ever been on a blind date (either as a fix-up, or through an internet dating site) in which you met the person and had sex or hooked up before any 'date,' occurred (i.e., dinner, drinks, movie?) I can think of one such event. A mutual friend set me up with a woman. We talked on the phone and had a couple of nice...
wrote on 2016-09-30 | by ILoveBigBush
Haunted house hook up
In well done, professional haunted house attractions, adreneline runs high, need to be with someone else becomes paramount and strangers are knit together in strange circumstances that otherwise would never happen!!! That's what happened the other night for me. I don't kiss and tell all... But I will tell you how the most fantastic weekend of...
wrote on 2016-09-16 | by imornery81
Only if I wanted to
There was no way he could catch me. Not if I did not want him to. Not if I did not allow it! I am 5’2”, 22-years-old, weight about 110lb and fairly fit. He is 6’1”, 43-years-old and must be around 200lb. He also loves alcohol and cigarettes a little too much. Nevertheless, catch me he did. Egged on by the promise of intemperate love...
wrote on 2016-08-25 | by Phoolio
Cumming Up Trumps parts 1, 2 and 3
As Trump stood looking out over the pristine lawns from his Oval Office he couldn't believe how much his life has changed in the last two weeks. The wall to Mexico had begun construction and he had already begun to dissolve Obamacare. However, as the breeze blew a few golden leaves over the sun drenched lawn, little did he know that the next 24...
wrote on 2016-04-17 | by Fisher King
James Whale Show
There used to be a television programme in the UK called ‘The James Whale Show’. It was a mixture of interviews with famous people and a bit of nudity as well. I remember seeing Susanna on there a few times, but in pretty minor roles, always looking sexy but mainly dressed. However, one week she was on a lot more. There used to be a...
wrote on 2016-04-13 | by KevinGraves
Strange mythbusters
"Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren't panning out." The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for the show, but having lots of trouble. Jokingly, Tory suggested "Let's test the myth that after someone gets their head cut off, their head stays...
wrote on 2016-03-05 | by JohnF
The perfect attitude
1. I'll Swallow it all, i love the taste 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink 3. Im bored .. lets shave my pussy 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends 5. Iv decided to stop wearing clothes on around the house 6. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping 7. Lets subscribe to hustler 8. Would...
wrote on 2016-01-31 | by Ashley
The fiery rose
It was seven years ago.. Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night I met her. I was walking on a bridge over looking the lake down below. I remember thinking to myself, "Why put a side-walk on this long ass...
wrote on 2015-09-13 | by Renee
I used to love anal sex
Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want, come on", that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy, I smack her ass and start to slip it...
wrote on 2015-06-23 | by DownRubber
He was fucking like a machine
A couple of years ago I was living in one of those art-deco apartments in New York, I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their bedroom, and I heard what went on. One of them was like a machine, I used to lay awake in awe of this dude. A constant rhythm, perfect sync, and I...
wrote on 2015-06-22 | by Odysseus
The adventures of Buttman and Cuntwoman
Ben Dover and his wife Tracy are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Ganja Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke envelopes the crowd of worshipers as they cough from too much smoke at once. Reaching for Tracy, Ben passes out. "Are you OK, honey?", a masked...
wrote on 2015-06-08 | by Hugecock
Space station of the sluts
Station Chief Megan Xio felt doubly naked as the black-haired Consortium tech passed his hands above her body, readouts in his pupils gleaming like distant stars. Her skin was naked before the eyes, flesh and electronic, that peered not only at but through the skintight turquoise seal of her daysuit; her trust and charge, Saturn VI Station, was...
wrote on 2015-06-03 | by Vivian Vane
Serafina gets it
Horvan had to leave Earth on an urgent mission to Planet Wox. He hated the whole idea. His young and pretty wife, Serafina, normally a shy, refined and proper lady under ordinary circumstances, could become sort of a sexual deviant under certain circumstances. Those circumstances were normally absent on tepid and boring Planet Earth in the...
wrote on 2015-05-29 | by Harry Balls
Erotic literature for premature ejaculators
Chapter 1 She looked at him... END
wrote on 2015-05-26 | by Pipin
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