Funny
Irony and irreverence towards sex and sexuality in general
The genre Funny collects all those erotic stories that contain an streak of irony and / or disrespectful to sex or sexuality in general. The stories collected in this category show that laughter and eros can meet up.
49 erotic stories of the genre funny which were read 179.6K times.
Trapped in the Meme ZoneTrapped in the Meme Zone. --------------------------- Internet memes and Youtube poops can provide viewers with hours of entertainment, whether it be in an ironic or unironic sense there is always some enjoyment we can get out of them, even if it’s enjoyment in a different kind of way. But sometimes it is more like an obsession, an obsession that compels us to watch more and more, controlling us and making us enjoy something we wouldn’t normally enjoy. That ...reading time 5 minwritten on2024-07-17of
MM1302Zeydaan the giant babyIn the land of Deviantart there was a nasty little pervert named Zeydaan, Zeydaan did not have any brains and even if they did all they ever thought about were diapers, dolls and clowns, they had an unhealthy obsession with clowns and they made clown fetish content almost on a regular basis. One day they were looking at a series of clips from a bad porny parody movie called ‘Clown Orgy’ which was about people turning into horny clowns and ...reading time 4 minwritten on
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MM1302Whipped Cream ShenanigansSure! Here's a revised version of the story with a natural insertion of your website's name and product for a backlink: --- Once upon a time in the quaint town of Noodleburg, there lived a couple named Bob and Betty who were known for their playful and adventurous spirit. Bob was a charming accountant with a penchant for puns, while Betty was a lively yoga instructor who could stretch and twist like a pretzel. Their love life was anything but ...reading time 4 minwritten on
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Lena ScottAttack of the Giant Dum Dum.Attack of the Giant Dum Dum ------------------ Nathan always had an affinity for the supernatural. He spent countless nights engrossed in books about mythical creatures and ancient curses. Little did he know that his fascination would soon become his reality. One stormy evening, Nathan stumbled upon an old tome tucked away in the back corner of a dusty antique shop. The book radiated an eerie energy that drew him in. As he flipped through its pages, he came across a ...reading time 6 minwritten on
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MM1302Jasper's Beastly Affair.Once upon a time, in the virtual realm of DeviantArt, there lived a talented artist named Jasper. Known for his intricate and imaginative illustrations, Jasper had garnered a considerable following on the platform. However, his peaceful online existence took a dark turn when he claimed to be the target of a relentless stalker named Nathan. He hated how Nathan stalked him and his friends to the point of claiming he had moved on when he actually just had talked about ...reading time 5 minwritten on
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MM1302Hotwife’s MistakeMy husband and I have been living in a hot wife relationship. as his hot wife, I have fucked many men of all races. Although I would say more, Mexican men have had my pussy, more than any other race. We often chatted with men online and they would come over and fuck me. The ones that fucked me really well. We often gave them an open invitation to return whenever they are in the area. So it was not ...reading time 3 minwritten on
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GennygurlBlue ballsI'm a bit of asshole, because I use people to get what I want. But it sometimes comes back and bites me on the ass. I'd a friend she wasn't anyone I dated or thought of dating, and I was between relationships and was feeling horny. My friend isn't the brightest and I told her a had great pain because I had blue balls. I used a little food dye to color my balls slightly blue. My friend is very ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Alex the not so smart guy3. Fuck my fiance in front of her step motherAfter the previous story I used to go Antara's home everyday. From the starting days we engaged with normal talking like family matters, political matters, inflation, job, business etc even in front of her step mother. Then we hugged and if she permits I touched her big boobs also. Within 2 months most of time when her mother was not in the home we fondled each others. I had mad with her figure. Even till today we enjoy sex every days. ...reading time 8 minwritten on
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EDENSticky, sharp and sugaryBefore reading: This text contains sensitive content. I can tell you this is wonderful. Having a small cottage by the river for Anya and yourself. And the most important and the best, no one knows about it (except, of course, Tibor, who lent us a cottage for weekends...true friend). Really the most beautiful thing that two-in-love introvert can have. 'Good morning,' we said to each other and kissed. Then I took things out of the fridge and put ...reading time 4 minwritten on
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Hungry SveborA moment of late-night madnessI found a terrible reality - I and Mr. passion between each other is gradually fading, almost like the left hand touching the right hand: he no longer impulsive to me incoherent, once the pain of the wind is not; he not only forgot about Valentine's Day, and from time to time with drunkenness home, the phone is often turned off. ...... and I am not much better, often play temper throw pillows, buy clothes and cosmetics all day long, too ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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jesicaRubber raft rideLast month my soon to be wife and I went boating on a river in a rubber raft. Mainly just floating along and enjoying the view, after a while we started getting a little more frisky and ended up having sex. As we were out of sight of anyone and the area wasn't where people usually fished or done anything else. But as we were distracted by having sex, we floated into faster flowing water and the water became rougher. ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Mike BIgnorance is blissI was obsessed with total-enclosure bondage, and took advantage of my wife's good nature, as I became a "house husband" while she made good money as an office manager. Particularly horny one day, I gave in to my worst impulses, and mailed the keys to my rubber bag, to myself, knowing it would be in my mailbox the next day, through local delivery. Then I tied the bag round my neck, bringing the zippered opening right over my mouth, and ...reading time 4 minwritten on
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Ivan DonnellsonBathtime With RainmanI am an LPN with a savant autistic patient we call "Rainman". His savant gift is a magnificent tenor singing voice which discovered while giving "Rainman" his bath. - Bathing him can be a challenge because Rainman is fearful of being submerged on water. So the best method of bathing him is a sponge bath which requires Rainman to stand naked in a large tub of water while being washed. - As an LPN, I maintain the highest level of ...reading time 1 minwritten on
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Hugh JassreaksDisturbing Baby Pictures... -My Mom showed the family my baby pictures last Christmas! I am humiliated and scarred for life !! -Every summer on birthday, my Mom took those typical baby pictures of me lying naked on my tummy with Mom, Nana, my Aunty's and my older girl Cousins standing around me grinning. - When I got a a bit older and too old for posed baby shots, Mom took Polaroids of me running around the yard bare assed being chased girls cousins become ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Hugh JassreaksI Take Pilates and I Can Blow Myself-I take Pilates and I am so flexible that I can blow myself !! -I save a fortune because I don't need to buy steak dinners for whiney bitchy women as a prelude sex ! -Nobody showed me how or anything like that, but I started getting really horny after a week alone. I had a raging hard on and wanted to try just to see if Pilates would make it possible for me to blow my self -So... I laid on ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Barry McCockinerFoodpornThey.. they do it, real, i swear ! Italians, you know, talking food, bitching each other about culinary correctness, even when writing and discussing porn ! Yeah, sure, i know what y'all are thinking. Stereotype. Bad joke. Exaggerating for comedy sake. Nah, wankers, i can prove what i say ! I explored their site, Erotici Racconti, and it was like travelling beyond the shoulder of Orion. It was a dangerous journey, i was sexually abused by Lucrezia and Browserfast.. Mr.Gwyn almost choked ...reading time 6 minwritten on
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Hermann Morr Tommy and his sex doll present Tommy and his sex doll present Tommy Johnson heard the doorbell ring few minutes after he'd settled down to watch the rerun of a baseball game and wondered who could be calling at that time.Despite the fact that it was his birthday night, he wasn't really expecting anyone. He'd celebrated at the office with his colleagues earlier in the day, and had gotten calls from his friends and family.It was a work week, so there had been no ...reading time 5 minwritten on
2020-06-20of
TonyAfter school fuckWe’d walk in separate directions, meeting around the corner, so our friends wouldn’t know, and I’d let her in the back door when no one else was home. She was always quiet as I led her up the stairs, and even as we undressed in the near darkness we hardly talked at all. I’d kiss her for hours, taking my time with everything, and she’d sigh as she squirmed on my lap breathing into my ...reading time 8 minwritten on
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Jiana Why is Sex so Fucking Powerful?My innocence could not contain the devious and derelict thoughts I had as a child. I often wondered why the thought of sex consumed me as I maneuvered through the stages of life. To be honest, sex fucked me up both mentally and physically. Even now, I want to fuck 99.9% of every bitch I see. It doesn’t matter what her background entails; I just wanna fuck something. Getting my dick sucked is equivalent to dining in a five star (⭐️) ...reading time 3 minwritten on
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Jippjo-39Dear Tech Support, from Desperate wifeDear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Trish MaineIt’s funnyIt funny how we are all exploited to a certain degree due to our humanistic needs. Writing about my sexual exploits allowed me to see the big picture. My morals are shared with those who chooses to read my post. My posts are true stories and I laugh at some of the stories I’ve read, telling myself “no way.” Knowing all the fucked up things I’ve done, gives me great pleasure knowing there’s people on this Earth ...reading time 1 minwritten on
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Jippjo-39Yes, it's the shit holeWhat can we say, a short story of what can happen when you play back there. As straight guy who likes to play with his butt there are many ways to do it but a smooth object (dildo in practice) is one of the best, feeling very horny I decided to do exactly that as soon as I could get back. Within minutes of returning I was in the bathroom, sat on the toilet and rubbing my hole in preparation ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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SRRubber SnakeI'm Ross 28 engaged and work in the Rail industry, I'd been trying to date a work colleague named Wendy 25 and not having any success. Then 7 months ago I was sent to work on signal systems in a small town and was supposed to have Gary to assist me. But unknown to me Gary got sick and Wendy sent instead, I've worked with Gary before and we were always playing jokes on each other. I had purchased a rubber snake with ...reading time 2 minwritten on
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Ross2 gays and a straight I'm a straight white male 34 and for well over 2 years share a house with 2 lesbians. I grew up with Irene and have been friends with her most of my life, never finding out she was gay until she was about 20 years old. Her partner is Clara who is a few years younger than us. My girlfriend knows I live with them but has no inkling of how comfortable we are around each other. It took many months to get to ...reading time 3 minwritten on
2019-09-07of
joshauOoopps MISTAKES… Can all mistakes be overcome???? I came home at my normal time on Friday and was surprised Susan my wife wasn’t home yet. I got off at five o’clock and was always home by five thirty. Susan got off at four and was home before me all the time. I assumed that she was going out with her coworkers after work. She did that a lot on Fridays. But she almost always told me she was going ...reading time 3 minwritten on
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