I used to love anal sex

Written by , on 2015-06-23, genre funny

Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, "You can stick it in my ass if you want, come on", that made me hornier than I already was, so I pull out of her pussy, I smack her ass and start to slip it in her winky.

When about halfway in I run into an obstruction.

The first thing that pops into my head is man, that's kinda gross bumping up against a turd with my dick, but then I figured maybe if I just kept banging her I could shove it back in far enough to get the damn thing out of my way.

So I did.

Well, that was a bad idea because jamming the turd back in caused the gas behind it to back up and just about the time I went in for what probably would have been the thrust that got the turd out of my way, the gas exploded. It shot my dick and the turd out like a rocket.

Now, if getting your dick explosively expelled from your chick's ass and then getting hit in the gut with a flying turd doesn't make your dick soft, you're a better man than I am.

Anal sex is not something that I'm really passionate about these days.
The only thing my girl said was "do not dare tell this to ANYONE!", and I didn't…

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