Irish Connection 2

I woke up to see that Thomas had his hands on his head.
I kissed his chin and he stirred. Morning baby I whispered. Morning sweet he replied and pulled me onto his.
I opened my legs and straddled his hips his morning glory pressing against my mons.
He wrapped his arms around my waist and we kissed passionately for several minutes.
Eventually I said that I needed to go to the bathroom. You can wait for a few minutes he said and tightened his grip on me.
Thomas I definitely need the toilet after all that Guinness and Pernod last night. My stomach rumbled and I said I need to go now.
God are you stupid or what, I need to take a dump and if you don't let me go I will do it on you.
I dare you Thomas said giggling. Do not dare me or you will be sorry.
Dare you he said, mocking me.

You asked for it I said to myself and moved over his cock and balls then I pushed down on my bowels.
I relaxed my sphincter and two nuggets of my waste fell out followed by a torrent of hot steaming shit.
I was only joking Thomas screamed as he felt my shit covering his cock and running between his legs. I wasn't I said and pushed some more.
Thomas let go of me so I knelt up because after I shit I always need a piss. I lifted my pussy off him and started to pee. I put my hand between my legs and pulled my pussy open and directed my urine up Thomas's body to his neck and chin.
Don't you fucking... Dare I said and squirted my piss onto his face some hitting my target his mouth.
He was trying to spit it out but only helped in swallowing more. I knew what he was going through because I drink my first pee of the day and it is extremely bitter but as I discovered very good for you.

I finished pissing and reached behind me and fondled his shit covered balls.
You are the most disgusting person I have ever met he shouted. Thank you so much I replied and got a handful of shit and smeared it on his chest and face.
He tried to push me off but I lay flat on top of him and moved my body spreading the shit all over him.

I think we should leave right now Thomas said. What without a shower I replied and licked his poo smeared face, making sure I licked his lips.
I climbed off him and put the Do Not Disturb sign on the door. Let's shower, Thomas refused to wash me so I cleaned both of us.

We dried and dressed. Are you still staying with me I asked him? Don't know now he sulked. That wasn't very nice he continued.
I warned you that I needed a dump and you refused to let me go. And by the way I am warning you now never dare me to do anything, ever. OK he replied looking puzzled.
I will explain over breakfast.

We left the room, Thomas signed out and we walked to the bus station a few minutes down the road.

Two to Salford Precinct I said to the driver. We sat near the front of the bus and I told him that I would drag his case while he carried the laptop and briefcase.
Salford is a bit shall we say dodgy and I don't want to get mugged for a laptop.
Thomas swallowed hard and looked scared.
We arrived in Salford and found a cafe for breakfast.
Thomas sat down clinging on to his laptop for dear life. It's not that bad I and giggled.

I was stood up bending over the table deciding what to have when two hands slid into the front of my top, grabbing my boobs and a pelvis grinding into my arse.
How is the dirtiest bitch in the world doing a deep Afro-Caribbean voice said?
I knew the who the huge bulge pressing against me belonged to and that deep guttural voice meant only one person.
Let me up Nero and then I can talk to you.

He removed his hands and I stood up and turned to face him. I put my arms around his neck and kissed him long and slowly.
Lets have a look at you babe he said holding me at arms length. I never get tired of looking at those tits he said and put his hands on them.
Not here Nero, mother's with kids will see. OK babe he. Who's the old guy he asked?
This is Thomas a friend I said as I turned round to look at Thomas.
I am his chaperone while he is visiting Manchester.
Be very careful my friend Nero said to Thomas, this woman will eat you for breakfast and then spit you out like an orange pip. She is very dangerous to know. I only survive because I have something she needs. He grabbed his cock through his jogging bottoms, showing off his huge semi hard cock to Thomas.

Thomas looked slightly embarrassed and just smiled. Gaynor is a very entertaining young lady Thomas said. I like that Nero said, very entertaining. You don't know half of the entertainment is bitch is capable of.
Nero put his hand down the back of my jeans and slowly ran his finger down my arse crack.
Stop it I said just before he got to my butt hole.

Got to go folks Nero said. And by the way there's a private party at Loo Thursday night if you are interested. Maybe you can show Tommy your speciality. I'm sure he would love to see you in full flow as it was?
I don't know babe I said. Sounds wonderful Thomas said. Date then Nero said shaking Thomas's hand.
As Nero turned to walk away I said you twat under my breath. He gave me a big black grin. So I said fuck off.

We ordered breakfast and ate in silence. Thomas paid and we went to the taxi rank.

The taxi took us to Salford Quays. Thomas got out and I said I would pick him up at 3 pm?
I continued to my house and when I arrived I took Thomas's suitcase upstairs and left it in the hallway.

I went back down stairs and took my clothes off and put them in the washing machine.
God it was great to be naked again. I got a glass of water and started to check my emails.
Suddenly the door bell rang and I could hear Paddy barking.
I went to the door and opened it. Jenny was there and she said don't you have any shame? Why I replied it's my house? Paddy pushed past a straight into the kitchen.
Come in I said and kissed Jenny on the lips.

Jenny is one of my best friends. We have known each other since junior school.
I can't stay Jenny said but I will collect Paddy at about 6pm.
Sure he'll be fine won't you Paddy? He came running back to us and jumped up licking my face.
I opened my mouth and let Paddy lick inside my mouth. That is absolutely disgusting Jenny shouted. Paddy's cock had come partly out of its sheath and pre cum was spraying everywhere.
I reached down and grabbed it. Jenny screamed at me and called me a depraved cow. No I am not I replied as Paddy removed his tongue from my mouth. Just trying to stop him making a mess everywhere.

I'm going Jenny said I can't stand here watching you having sex with my dog.
Wash your mouth out I said covering
Paddy's ears. He is not a dog I whispered he is my little man. You're off your head Jenny said and walked to the door.
See you at 6 then I said. Oh and there will be a guest here when you return.

Jenny went down the garden path then turned and gave me the finger. Why couldn't you have done that while you were up here I shouted?
She did it again and got in her car and drove away.

Come on babe let's see what Auntie Gaynor has got for you. Paddy ran into the lounge barking and jumping up on the sofa.
He lay on his back with his paws in the air.

I knelt down and started to rub his chest, and body. He yelped and his tongue hung from the side of his mouth. Do you want to give Auntie Gaynor some puppies I said.

Paddy wriggled from under me and started licking my pussy and arsehole.
I got on the floor with my arse up and my head resting on my hands. Paddy kept nudging me. What is it babe I said? He pushed me so hard that I fell on my side.
He started licking my face and then moved to my boobs. I was giggling because it tickled.

I rolled onto my back and Paddy barked. So you want to be a man do you I said? Woof he replied. So I spread my legs and let him get between them. He started thrusting at stomach so lifted my arse off the floor and then his cock was stabbing at my pussy and arsehole.
Bingo, his cock found its target. Is rear end pounding his expanding cock further into my aching pussy.
Yes baby, fuck Auntie Gaynor I said. I placed my hands on his butt and tried to force him all the way in me. His eyes were bulging and his tongue was dangling from the side of his mouth so I started to suck it. That did it, he yelped and started to force his grapefruit sized knot into my pussy.
Fuck yes baby I said and clamped my legs over his hind quarters.
I grabbed his ears and pulled his mouth to mine and we licked and kissed like lovers.
I could feel his cum squirting deep inside my pussy and baby box. Oh you are so good Paddy, Auntie Gaynor is going to have lots of puppies I said and he yelped.

We lay on the floor and both of us fell asleep. We were woken by my phone ringing. It was Thomas saying that he would be finished by 2:30. So I let Paddy stand up and we went for a shower.