ED's Demise.

It is time for short storytime with Bonzi and this time it is just a short story because there is no way the person in this story will say anything from this point onward. Once upon a time in the land of the internet there was a formerly functioning realm known as the realm of Encyclopedia Dramatica and I would tell you all about them but who gives a fuck about them (they had lost their touch after their forum universe had crashed around them so much times that people forget that they existed).

And in this universe there was a rando user named Crassmaster, he had no traits of his own and was just a noob cast-member (so do not expect a whole entire story about him being transformed with depth to his personality) and he posted about Nathan, and Nathan used some magic to summon Bonzi.

Bonzi manifested in the apartment of said user and he laughed…’You have got to be kidding me. An ED user? Pft, how ridiculous. Do you guess not know nobody goes on forums any more?’ ‘This is ridiculous, a monkey NFT is talking to me.’ ‘Call me an NFT again and I will crush you. Look, I am only here to teach you a lesson and this is a fic about that that will go erotic story websites so..’

Without hesitating he weaved his magic, making Crass and every other newby forum member of that forum age away until they were nothing but dust but not before going over to one of the admins and turning them into a pregnant mother.

Bonzi weaved one last bit of magic which caused the ED forum building to develop sentience which caused it to realize it had become obsolete and it caused the entire of the ED forum domain to implode in on itself, taking all of them members with it.